I know that you just want to hear these lame jokes, so I'll cut right to it.

 

First: NO-BODY CARES WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD.

 

Second: You may think it's butter, but it'snot. {Lame score=7}

 

Third: If your parents ask if you recently lied to them, say this: Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and tooth-fairy.

 

Fourth: A hobo spots me on the street, and asks if I can spare some change, so I gave him my shirt.

 

Fith: What do you call an elf that dances at the north pole? A pole dancer.

 

Sixth: A man is getting arrested, so he says: hey, I have my rights! Yes, says the officer, but you also have your wrongs.creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative creative lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame  creative creative creative creative creative creative lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.